Frau Klein

Kindergarden teacher: “To get to the other side.”
Plato: “For the greater good.”
Aristotle: “It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.”
Martin Luther King: “I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.”
Isaac Newton: “Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest, chickens in motion tend to cross roads.”
Albert Einstein: “Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends on your frame of reference.”
Captain James T. Kirk: “To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.”
Werner Heisenberg: “We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast.”
Wolfgang Pauli: “There already was a chicken on this side of the road.”

found here (Why did the chicken cross the road? : Burks’ Blog)

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